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the standard EV

High-energy eatery with a tavernlike vibe & a creative Pan-Asian menu from chef Dale Talde.

367 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

Blue Ribbon Brooklyn

Buzzy New American eatery with an expansive menu & oyster bar 

280 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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Artichoke Basille's Pizza

Big slices with creamy artichoke topping & other twists 

59 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

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sushi Katsuei

Neighborhood sushi spot offering a variety of rolls plus a high-end omakase menu in a spare setting.

210 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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Miriam

Tel Aviv's Mediterranean flavors come to Park Slope via this Israeli eatery with a popular brunch.

79 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

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photo: Autodo

luke’s lobster

Seafood counter serving Maine-style lobster rolls with toasted buns, plus clam chowder & microbrews.

237 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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photo: Serious Eats

the Dram shop

A lengthy list of beer & spirits, plus burgers, pool & shuffleboard, are the draws at this bar.

339 9th St, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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Bklyn larder

High-end deli featuring artisanal cheeses, salumi & provisions plus housemade prepared foods.

228 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

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bua

You can be very loud and no one will hear you. Even if they do, no one will care

41 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

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photo: Event1001

stone park café

Relaxed New American restaurant with a commitment to using seasonal, local ingredients.

324 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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la bagel delight

A selection of bagels, sandwiches & pastries 

284 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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fonda

Contemporary Mexican cuisine & cocktails fuel a spirited scene at this popular Park Slope eatery.

434 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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double Windsor

Neighborhood craft beer bar with rotating drafts & hearty fare in a corner, window-wrapped setting.

210 Prospect Park West, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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rose water

This veteran go-to for New American fare with a local-seasonal focus is also known for its brunch.

787 Union St, Brooklyn, NY 11215

convivium osteria

Upscale Mediterranean taverna featuring a farmhouse-like setting, a garden & a wine cellar.

68 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

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brookvin

Local Park Slope wine bar also serving cocktails & a cheese, charcuterie & small-plates menu.

381 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

 

 

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empellon

162 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

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al di la

Northern Italian mainstay with an intimate, old-world-inspired dining room & an attached wine bar.

248 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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giovanni’s Brooklyn eats

Seasonal menus of classic Italian eats star at this warm, cozy restaurant 

1657 8th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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dizzy’s

Funky cash-only eatery catering to families & locals with gourmet takes on diner fare.

230 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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Song

Elegant Thai eatery presenting Siamese cuisine in a minimalist, patio-equipped setting.

295 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215

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Naruto ramen

Traditional Japanese ramen noodles & soups, for takeout or slurping at one of its 14 bar seats.

1596 3rd Ave, New York, NY 10128

 

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5ive Spice Tacos & Banh Mi

Counter-serve option offering pho & tacos with Vietnamese twist in a comfy, relaxed setting.

52 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

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photo: patsy's


Patsy’s Pizzeria

Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.

450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217


Honorable mentions. Because they don't quit fit the criteria but...

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fishcheeks 

Because I want to grab onto those fish handles for balance 

450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217

Patsy’s Pizzeria

Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.

450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217

Patsy’s Pizzeria

Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.

450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217